Note to Reader : Belle and callmephaedrababe as well as Kyle and princenailedit are the same people.
Belle : *Jim finds himself lost, alone, and scared. With no evil villian to fight, and no girl to winover, Jim has fallen into deep depression...whatever shall our valiant hero do?**
Belle : I can't beleive it! I have vanquished Dr.Evilipinstein, but where are his minions? are they not lurking around me? ready to strike at any given moment?
Belle : Muahahahaaaa!!! I am Jim the....Jim the...Uh...
Belle : Uh...I am JIM! JIM THE DESTROYER!! of...uh...OF BADGUYS!!
Belle : yeeaaaahhhh!!
Belle : BEHOLD! YOUR MASTER! JIM THE DESTROYER!!
Belle : *Jim turns to see the looming figure of the seemingly dead evil mastermind*
Belle : WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
Belle : I thought that uh...I uh...
Belle : Okay that's it...
Belle : PREPARE TO BE uh...umm....DESTROYED
Belle : JIM THE DESTROYER WILL NOW DEFEAT THE uh...NEWLY DEAD BUT ARISEN FROM THE DEAD DR.EVILLIPINSTEIN
Belle : BEHOLD!!
Kyle : you'll never defeat me
Kyle : i'm unstoppable!
Belle : *suddenly Jim pulls out his Ultra Super Mega Quad Laser Beam Cannon complete with Pink Glitter Hearts and Coffee blasters. He aims at Dr. Evillipinstein carefully from behind a Shoney's.*
Kyle : is he gone?
Belle : I'VE GOT YOU NOW DR. EVILLIPINSTEIN!!
Kyle : NOOOOOOOOOO
callmephaedrababe: *Jim blasts Dr. Evillipinstein's arm off. It shatters to the ground. Jim realizes that Dr. Evillipinstien has reenforced steel armour! What will Jim do now? Though he has lost his arm Dr. Evillipinstein is still powerful! Whatever shall our hero do? Is this the end?*
princenailedit: my arm!!
princenailedit: my arm!!!!!
callmephaedrababe: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE STEEL BODY PARTS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! I WILL uh...um...what do I say again...oh yeah DESTROY YOUUUUU!! andyourarmyofdarkness
princenailedit: never give up, never surrender!
callmephaedrababe: *Jim shoots again, this time Dr. Evillipinstien loses an eyeball and a leg. Jim steps out from behind Shoney's, being the brave yet stupid superhero he is and he smashes the eyeball and then throws the leg into a glass window looking over the highway the two are fighting on. He jumps onto a a minivan and takes a lolipop belonging to a child. Then he runs over Dr. Evillipinstein with the minivan and jumps out and then shoves the candy and its stick counterpart into the eye socket where his eye once was*
callmephaedrababe: hahhahaaaa!! now you are in uh....PAIN!!
callmephaedrababe: PAIN THAT JIM THE uh...what's my moniker again...oh yeah JIM THE DESTROYER has caused youuuuu!!
princenailedit: HA! you think that hurt? my pain tolerance is ZERO due to a previous battle with one of my other and many arch enemies
callmephaedrababe: well uh.... you have dirty underpants
princenailedit: your efforts are useless
princenailedit: SO! that's irrelevant
callmephaedrababe: *Jim retreats behind some construction. He thinks of things to say that would bring the mind of the villian off of fighting. Such as cartoons, brightly colored clothing, and lizards*
callmephaedrababe: HEY! DR. EVILLIPINSTEIN! I FOUND A CARTOON LIZARD IN BRIGHTLY COLORED CLOTHING! COME AND LOOK AT IT!
princenailedit: you can't hide from me yankovitch
princenailedit: and i'm not falling for your childish but deadly trap
princenailedit: .....ok then, hold on i
princenailedit: am coming
callmephaedrababe: *Jim, even though he is a complete idiot, lures equally stupid Dr. Evillipinstien over to the construction site where the said lizard was to be found. Jim strikes Dr. Evilipinstien over the head with a large rock and runs away like a little girl*
callmephaedrababe: nana nana boo boo!! I hit you in the head!! SUCH IS THE GREAT POWER OF JIM THE DESTROYER!!
princenailedit: hey come back here you pussy and fight like a man!:O
callmephaedrababe: *Jim again runs back to the construction, being a complete imbecile. He sees a sledgehammer and cracks poor defenseless Dr. Evilipinstein over the head again, and he stuck again with great force on the other arm of the Dr. he again runs away like a little girl*
callmephaedrababe: *As Jim is running away he sees a small package of Nerds. He says to himself*
callmephaedrababe: MMMMMMMM candy
princenailedit: nerds? how can you think of food at a time like this.
princenailedit: *he quickly takes advantage of his being sidetracked and bashes him over the head with a rock*
callmephaedrababe: *Jim stoops to eat the candy, positioning himself in the crosslegged fashion he procedes to open and eat most of the candy. Until the Dr. TRIES to bash him over the head. Jim is preoccupied with his confection*
princenailedit: HA! take that you.....something
callmephaedrababe: *and he catches the rock and the arm of the basher in his firm grip. Jim the responds to his assialant*
princenailedit: OW!!!!! let go! that hurts...
callmephaedrababe: I AM TRYING TO EAT CANDY! CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU IMPUDENT WORM! SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND WAIT ON ME TO FINISH!! SO SAYETH....uh...JIM THE...DESTROYER!!
princenailedit: ok, sorry about that man. we'll get back to trying to kill each other when you're finished
callmephaedrababe: *even though our hero is of dull wit Jim uses him time to plan out a way to finish off Dr. Evillipinstein. He decided to again go into a small gas station and hide, while reloading his Ultra Super Mega Quad Laser Beam Cannon complete with Pink Glitter Hearts and Coffee blasters. He gets up and runs, Dr. Evillipinstein hopping after him on his one leg, yelling obscene words at our hero that he doesn't seem to heed*
princenailedit: man, i love this song. (who is this again, oh well. i LOVE these new headphones)
callmephaedrababe: *Dr. Evillipinstein, one footed as he is, slips on the empty box of Nerds. He falls down screaming and crying like a young child*
callmephaedrababe: *Jim hears his cries of anguish and laughs, he turns around and laughs, right in the face of the villian. The Dr. is embarrassed*
princenailedit: HA! you idiot!
callmephaedrababe: uhhh...I planned that all along...FOR I AM JIM THE DESTROYER! OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT
princenailedit: or not
callmephaedrababe: *narrator whispers to Dr. E. you're embarrassed*
princenailedit: no i'm not?
callmephaedrababe: *look in the script*
princenailedit: !
princenailedit: oh, sorry my mistake
callmephaedrababe: *ad libber*
callmephaedrababe: *CONTINUING FROM WHERE WE LEFT OFF... Jim is still laughing and the very upset Dr. is crying. Jim starts to feel sorry for the poor old guy*
callmephaedrababe: Awwww...I'm sorry...are you okay??
callmephaedrababe: *Jim helps the Dr to his feet and they hobble off together. Going to Jim's apartment and living happily ever after*
