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Our Humble Beginnings
Even I, the self-proclaimed smart one, do not know how it all got started. In a way I know, but "How We Started" will probably always be a point of argument. Since I'm the WebMistress I'll take the liberty of giving you my side of the story.
Well one day I was lying on my lavender-sheeted bed trying to read Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen. (A very nice read by the way) I received an urgent phone call from Jessica, the self-proclaimed weird one. She had the absurd, and explored often, idea that we should start a band. Our last try was a flop so at first I was edgy of trying it again since it had caused calamity within our group of friends. But in the 7th and 8th grade we were totally different, and dare I say it, teenybopper people. I was in the 10 grade and Jessica in the 9th and within those years we had become much more mature in our musical tastes and we also had reached the breaking points in our old friendships. So after about an hour of talking about it I had decided silently that it was a good idea and we should try it. We decided the name Illegal Laughter should be the name for the band. But the only problem was, we ain't got no members, Belle's movin' to Birmingham this summer, and Jessica wants to play every damn instrument known to man. Of course these problems have yet to be solved.
And thus, it began.
Jessica, the Firm Foundation/Weird One
Full Name : Jessica Freakaziod Marcotte (Mar-Cot you stupid non-phonetic people)
Age : 15
Favorite Band : Jump, Little Children
Nickname(s) : Red-Headed Hussey, Bitch, YooFreak, and Crazy Butt
Personal Ambition : To open her mouth wide enough to fit a box of 24 count Krispy Kreme doughnut box in her motuh without squishing it
Secret Identity : Russian Spy/Mother of 8
What's She Doin' in the Band? Well she sings, plays bass guitar, designs outfits, and tells the rest of us what to do. Any questions?
Jessica is cool because she is a nut. She is absolutly the craziest person I have ever met and I doubt that anyone can top her. She thinks of the weirdest things to say and she has the strangest schemes to ever be schemed. But underneath her purple and green polka dotted exterior, there is a sweet, trustworthy, and demented soul.
Belle, the WebMistress/Smart One
Full Name : Jordan Freakaziod Rollins
Age : 16
Favorite Band : New Found Glory
Nickname(s) : Belle (callmeit), Slut, California Uber WhoreBitch, and Frikken Yahoo
Personal Ambition : To bite your balls off
Secret Identity : Member of the Dr. Pepper Elite/Queen of BangCock
What's She Doin' in the Band? Let's see, I'm the website designer, ((sometimes)) keyboard player, ((sometimes)) singer, sex symbol -[-I couldn't help myself-]-, Manager, songwriter, and I'll help with costume design if my oh-so fashionable opinion is needed.
I am cool because I know how to make a website, and because I can unwrap a Starburst with my tongue, and I can count by twos and tie my shoes, and because I think ripped up clothes are coooool
Ericka, the Super Cool/Skinny Drummer Chic
Full Name : Erika Freakaziod Jones
Age : 15
Favorite Band : This One
Nickname(s) : Da E. Chic
Personal Ambition : To be in an Altiod commercial
Secret Identity : 5th Element/Child of Satan's Second Cousin by Marriage
What's She Doin' in the Band? Probably gonna play drums, and sing when she wants to I guess...
She's cool cuz she doesn't bullshit and she hangs out with Jessica. She's also hilarious and skinnier than me. So now I'm not the only skinny girl. YAY!!
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