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DOG : Hello. Im a dog, and I have opinions. All you people who are protesting against the war, stop it. And all you people who are protesting against the people who are protesting against the war, stop it. For one, the wars over. For two, all youre doing is pissing each other off. I mean, really. Have your opinions, because differing opinions are good, but dont beat one another with picket signs because of it. Have a debate in a coffee house, or eat some quality grade A cheese. Okay, so eating the cheese wont get anything done. Itll make you feel better, though. In any case, this is America, dammit. If you want to hate it here, thats fine. If you want to love it here, thats fine. If you want to disagree with the government, thats fine. If you want to agree with the government, thats fine, too. But you know whats not fine? Yelling like a loony at other yelling loonies. It aint cool. So cut it out. The views of this dog do not necessarily represent the views of Jack, Jill, Belle, Bob Newhart, the members of illegal laughter, or The Midgets. You can send hate mail to me if you want, but PETA might put you on their shit list for that so proceed with caution.
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