Illegal Laughter
The Penis Song ((From The Sweetest Thing))

Yanno the movie The Sweetest Thing with Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair? Guess what! Here are the lyrics to The Penis Song!!

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Its perverted but its funny. Just like sex, enjoy it at your own risk. - that quote is copywrited to me.

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill

Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
(spoken) Staring your penis

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

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