Jump, Little Children Offical Website Underground Elite Jessica turned me on to Jump, Little Children. I now appreciate Matt and his *sometimes* trans-sexuality, Evan and how his scrawny drummer body still finds a way to be strangely sexy, Ward and his...Wardness, Jay and his obscure way of...being himself AND the sexiest man alive at the same time, and last but not least, Johnny, who is Johnny and no more; and may you be damned to Hades flames if you ask more of him.





Jessica informs me that she has contracted something allegedly known as JLCScurviosis. Here is the medical translation as follows :
JLCScuviosis is a condition best explained as inflamation of the heart due to a terminal condition of never being able to get enough of Jump, Little Children. This TERMINAL disease is spread, strangely, through the ears as well as the sexual organs.
Lock up the kids
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